and with that, we come to the end of my queue and thus the end of this blog. bye, all.

heatherbat:

smalltownbigguy:

in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful. 

the more mind-obliteratingly stupid we find you, the more descriptive we get. “bless your precious, sweet, mama-loving heart” means we’re not 100% certain how you possess enough intelligence to draw breath.

101,126 notes  5 months agoserbianssmalltownbigguy

scottthepilgrim:

just suck my dick bro i said no homo like ten times

153,492 notes  5 months agobutterkniifescottthepilgrim